[speaking gibberish in Russian accent]

He says it all depends on whether you make the sex with him tonight.

Wow.

- Ma'am. - Mm-hmm.

- We really need that sugar. - You wanna do it?

No. But I ate the poison cereal and I'm fine.

[inhales sharply] Oh.

[cheerful music playing]

[dramatic sting]

[suspicious music playing]

- [Mike] Quick question. - [gasps]

You think this milk's still okay to drink?

- What? How would I know? - [Mike] Smell it.

[sniffs, groans]

It's not good.

What's the expiration?

[body thuds on ground]

[in high-pitched voice] July 3rd.

[cowbell clanging]

[suspenseful music playing]