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Waiting... (2005)

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And it would end so quickIy, so abruptIy,

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I wouldn't even have time to feel any sort of

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morbid, accidentaI amusement towards his ''technique,''

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which was basically him selzuring on top of me

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for, oh, about 45 seconds,

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while I Iaid there trying not to Laugh...or cry.

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Ouch.

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Is it any wonder why you still date girls in high school?

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They're the only ones Ieft. They don't know any better.

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Okay, okay. All right.

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First of all, for the record,

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I Always had an orgasm when we had sex.

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Secondly, everybody knows that I'm orally fixated.

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You can't deny that I played your vagina like a vioIin.

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Oh! As if that somehow negates the fact that once we got past foreplay,

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you turned into the little engine that couldn't hoId his Ioad.

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Oh, what the fuck ever!

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If I was that bad, then why were you at my house every night?

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All I had to do was call and say, ''Hey. I'm horny.''

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And then fucking poof!