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Waiting... (2005)

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As if by some form of sIut magic you'd appear. Now why is that?

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Because at first, I really liked spending time with you.

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I thought you were a genuinely interesting guy to be around.

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Very true.

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But eventually, it all wore thin. I realized that your personaIity

Waiting... (2005)

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was just one short punctuated joke after another,

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much like our sex Life.

Waiting... (2005)

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And, oh, Monty, do you remember why we stopped dating?

Waiting... (2005)

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Yeah, I do. Because you were oId news.

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I was looking at other girls and getting bored. Basically, that was why.

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Yeah, yeah. All that.

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And the fact that I dumped you.

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- Wait, I thought you said you dumped- - Shut up, Calvin.

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I was just trying to Let you down easy, but this is bullshit.

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We both know that you enjoyed having sex with me.

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The only real pIeasure I ever got from having sex with you

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came from making fun of it later with my friends.

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- Tell him, Amy. - It's true. We Laughed a lot at your expense.

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So you know when you're walking past a group of people, you hear them Laughing,

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you sometimes get that paranoid self-conscious feeling?