What? Go on.

Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire...

so he took me to his cabin and told me his secret.

"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said.

"My name is Ryan.

"I inherited the ship from the previous Roberts...

"just as you will inherit it from me.

"The man I inherited it from wasn't the real Roberts, either.

"His name was Cumberbund.

"The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years...

"and living like a king." Thank you.

Then he explained the name was the important thing...

for inspiring the necessary fear.

You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.

So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew.

And he stayed aboard for a while as first mate...

That is all you ever need know.

And to think, all that time...

it was your cup that was poisoned.

I spent the last few years...