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Mascots (2016)

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because the Gluten Free Channel is sending two executives to watch our show

Mascots (2016)

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and determine whether or not they want to have it on television.

Mascots (2016)

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And if that happens, well... it's like a whole new level.

Mascots (2016)

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Hello, uh, I'm Owen Golly Jr.

Mascots (2016)

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Um, I'm a third-generation mascot and butcher.

Mascots (2016)

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- Uh, this is my wife, Sarah Golly. - Hello.

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She's not a junior.

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[stammers] Uh, if they're gonna put it at the bottom of the screen,

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- it reads, like, "Owen Golly, Jr." - Yeah.

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And it's not. It's "Jolly."

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Uh, granddad... my granddad came up with a little family phrase,

Mascots (2016)

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which is, "Golly, gosh, no! We're not posh, no.

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We're jolly, as in gay."

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But it meant... "Gay" meant something different...

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- It was different in olden times. - In my granddad's day, uh,

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which I discovered on my first day at school,

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when I corrected a teacher.

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My classmates loved that one.

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- So, that was my nickname for a bit. - [exhales slowly]

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Golly the Gay, Golly Gosh Gay, Gay Man Golly.