Well, don't the world have a wild imagination?

Eat your Coney Island.

You my pa?

Of course I ain't your pa.

I'll get you some relish.

A Coney Island ain't no good without relish.

Look, I know how you feel. I lost my ma, too. I even lost my pa.

I don't even know where my sister is.

I wish I could tell you I'm your pa, but it just ain't like that.

You met her in a bar room.

Just because a man meets a woman in a bar room don't mean he's your pa.

Eat your Coney Island.

Well, then, if you ain't my pa, I want my $200.

What's that?

I want my $200.

I heard you through the door talking to that man.

It's my money you got, and I want it.

Now, you... you just hold on a second.

I want my money. You took my $200!

- Will you quiet down, you hear? - I want my $200!