DAPTONIANS: Fuck you, Kevin! Fuck you, Kevin!

Fuck you, Kevin!

Yes! But what should we do with it?

We shall hide it away forever.

Somewhere no respectable person would be caught dead.

The most boring, backwards, piece of shit place in the entire world.

- [sighs] Another successful day as the town shopkeeper.

- [chatting] - Oi! You two!

You're not allowed to loiter here!

- Aw, fuck off! It's a free country, isn't it?

- Yeah, fr-free... what he said.

And what are yooouuu gonna do about it?!

Ugh! Damn it! [groaning]

I'm okay, I'm okay. Just turned my ankle, I think...

Should be all right... Ugh.

Anyway, Darren and Damo, I've told you two a million times,

your days of suspicious loitering

and menacing stores of convenience are over.

You're not even a real superhero.

Everyone hates ya!