So, Jack LaLanne,

metal-lined hot pants, keeping his fruits moist and fresh.

[Bob] Yes. UNIVAC.

The punch cards, rectangular shape with holes in it.

And Steve Schwinn, sweet little Steve,

who invents things that are easy for kids to handle.

And maybe they can't handle an oven.

- But they can handle a toaster. - A toaster.

[snaps fingers] Yah!

Which means two-per-foil pack...

[chalk scribbling]

...rectangular shape,

crimped edges,

fruit-filled,

and a catchy name.

Press the handle down.

[gasps]

Stan, my friend, I believe we have split the atom of breakfast.

[epic music plays]

["The Twist" by Chubby Checker playing]