Mm-hm. And now I have a new one.

Put your head back. Tell me about it.

Well, I'm at the market, working one of the registers.

And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible,

obnoxious woman with bright orange hair.

Anyway...

I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner

and I don't notice it, but the computer

starts to ring up all the wrong prices.

So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over...

- (SLAPPING BACK) - (GRUNTS)

and it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000.

- That much? - Yes.

So the woman with the orange hair says to me, real calm...

she says to me:

"I don't carry that kind of cash around on me, sweetie."

- Want to open wide, there? - Yeah.

(GAGGING)

And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says,

"Will you take this instead?"