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Igor

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I could! But you know what would happen if I did!

Igor

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The same thing he'd do if he found out I invented you two.

Igor

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He'd recycle me.

Igor

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Can you imagine being chopped up and used for body parts

Igor

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and God knows what else?

Igor

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Horrible.

Igor

1.5s

Dang it! Still here.

Igor

1.7s

If I had my shot,

Igor

4.4s

I could be one of the greatest Evil Scientists Malaria has ever seen.

Igor

2.4s

They'd all cheer my name

Igor

3.4s

just like they do for the great Dr. Schadenfreude!

Igor

3.6s

And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief,

Igor

1.6s

a man who needs no introduction,

Igor

2.7s

but who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one,

Igor

3.4s

Dr. Schadenfreude!

Igor

4.3s

Thank you thank you. You're too kind

Igor

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And I'm not.

Igor

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But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre-Evil Science Fair party.

Igor

1.3s

My girlfriend Jaclyn.

Igor

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You know, she may seem like