It's not supposed to be!

It's supposed to sell postcards and key chains.

So, Iet's try it again!

Top of page six, Norman!

"The founding fathers of Blithe Hollow

"discovered an evil witch amongst them..."

No, no, Norman! With gusto!

Like this.

"They put her on trial and hanged her!

"But the vengeful witch cursed her accusers, seven of them in all,

"to die a horrible and gruesome death,

"and rise from their graves as the Iiving dead!

"Their souls!

"Their souls, doomed to an eternity of damnation!"

Now, I want you to try that again, but with conviction.

My reputation is at stake, here.

And I won't have this turn out

Iike that wretched Kabuki debacle of '09...

Norman! Are you Iistening to me, boy?

Sorry, Mrs. Henscher.