Another prince like this one... ugly, rich, and scabby?

A farm boy, poor.

Poor and perfect with eyes like the sea after a storm.

On the high seas, your ship attacked.

And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.

I can't afford to make exceptions.

Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft...

people begin to disobey you...

I am not a great fool...

so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

But you must have known I was not a great fool.

You would have counted on it...

so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

You've made your decision, then?

Not remotely...

because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows...

and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals...

and criminals are used to having people not trust them...

as you are not trusted by me...

so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.