If you were bigger and more stupid,

you'd probably be a bully, too.

It's called "survival of the thickest."

Psst!

That statue just "psst" at us.

Do you know who I am?

The weird, stinky old bum who Iives up the hill?

I was asking him!

Yeah, uh, I know.

I was told not to talk to you. Sorry.

And you know why you're not supposed to talk to me?

I can see ghosts, too!

And I know that's not all you've been seeing Iately, is it?

Bad omens?

Things you can't quite explain.

Strange faces peering through the veil?

And I'll bet no one told you about the witch's curse, did they?

Actually, we're Iearning about it in school.

Oh, oh! I'm a tree!

There's something you really need to know.