another astronaut's in the background yelling his fool head off...

saying, " Oh, my God. What's that over in the crater? What the hell is that?"

Well, NASA cuts him off just like that.

But those of us with the right kind of radios, you know what I mean?

Yeah, we got enough of it. The gist of it was...

there's a giant spacecraft over in the other crater, looking at them.

That's right. Oh, it all begins to leak out then...

that the space program's just one giant big cover-up.

It's a covert operation between the United States government and the Soviet Union.

It's been going on for over 30 years.

We've been on the moon since the '50s.

[Chuckles] You wanna know how we got there, right?

I'll tell you.

Anti-grav drive. Anti-gravity technology.

We stole it from the Nazis after the end of World War II. It's perfectly obvious.

And you know, I was watching this Late, Late Show.

A lot of truth in the Late, Late Show. You know, they slip it through there, they figure nobody's watching, but -

Anyway, there's this sci-fi movie called Alternative Three.

And, uh, it's about kidnapping people, using a little psycho-surgery on them...

and, uh, turn them into zombies.