Lovely weather

For the time of year, I must say.

Enough of this gay banter.

And now, mr. anchovy

You asked us to advise you

Which job in life

You were best suited for.

That is correct, yes.

Well, I now have the results here of the interviews

And the aptitude tests that you took last week

And from them, we've built up a pretty clear picture

Of the sort of person that you are

And I think I can say without fear of contradiction

That the ideal job for you is chartered accountancy.

But I am a chartered accountant.

Jolly good.

Well, back to the office with you, then.

No, no, no, you don't understand.

I've been a chartered accountant for the last 20 years.

I want a new job-- something exciting that will let me live.