Because I know.

And he's still breathing because?

Because, I have that under control now.

because Audrey Hepburn played her in the movie,

Because if you don't tell her, I will.

Because it feels like she's winning, and you're not.

Just because I make it up doesn't mean it's not true.

Because I've made a copy of every single video on your laptop.

I hope not. Because if you were, that would make you a skank.

You win. But this it is, because I am sick of your games.

because she doesn't want your parents looking beyond the glow of her halo.

I don't need to go on the pill because I'm not having sex.

You think that just because you brought us together, you can treat us like puppets?