(low audience chatter)

(audience chattering, laughing)

-(tapping microphone) -(audience quiets)

NARRATOR: Ladies and gentlemen,

we now ask for your complete attention.

If you want to sing, laugh, clap,

cry, yawn, boo or fart,

please, do it in your head,

only in your head.

(microphone feedback)

You are now kindly requested to keep silent

and to hold your breath until the very end of the show.

Breathing will not be tolerated during the show.

So, please take a deep, last breath right now.

(audience inhales deeply)

Thank you.

(record player hissing)

Underneath the moonlight

My good friend Pierrot

(static crackles)