(PENNIES FROM HEAVEN PLAYING)

And every time it rains It rains pennies from heaven

Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven?

You'll find your fortune falling

All over town

Be sure that your umbrella is up-up-up-up-upside down

And trade them for a package of sunshine and ravioli

Nice weather we're having, huh?

Here in the kingdom of Malaria,

every day's forecast is rainy with a 100% chance of horror.

It wasn't always like this, though.

Years ago, Malaria was a sunny land of farmers.

Until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in and never left.

They killed our crops, and our people became poor.

And that's when King Malbert...

thought up a new way for us to make money,

Evil Inventions.

The kind that crush you, kill you, bring you back to life,

then kill you again, way worse.

We invent them, and the world pays us not to unleash them.