It had to be a cow.

Couldn't be like a dog or something that isn't 10,000 pounds.

Come on! Can you just help me, dude?

I'm doing all the work here, man.

- Push! Push! Come on! - Jason, it stepped on my foot.

Pull yourself together.

Just tie it to the bench

- and let's get out of here, please. - Cow seems unhappy, huh?

Well, it shouldn't be unhappy, because I just milked her.

Him.

- You just milked him. - This is a him?

- Was it one udder? - Yeah.

Yeah, that's not an udder, dude.

I was gonna say, it was actually kinda weird.

It was really big, and I had to use two hands.

It didn't...

Stop. We will never discuss this again.

That'd be great.

Cops!

The cops are coming.