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But when a ranch hand

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named Milky Cashman spilled some into a bowl of dry cereal,

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a million-dollar business was born.

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You see, the smiling, friendly milkman,

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that's all fake.

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[dramatic sting]

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They're a greedy, ruthless syndicate,

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and they protect what's theirs.

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And we are currently developing a product that doesn't need milk.

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Wait a minute. What ever happened to Milky Cashman?

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He was the first missing person on the side of a milk carton. Hmm.

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His own goddamn milk carton.

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Sorry for my French.

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- That's not French. - What does this mean?

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What it means is we're about to have some very powerful people very upset.

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Mmm.

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I'm not afraid of those sour cream jockeys.

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That kind of attitude could land you on the business end of a cow.

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That means the butt.

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{\an8}[marching drums playing]