Merry Christmas Eve, bitch.

Hi.

Are we supposed to share it?

Yes, we're supposed to share it, bitch. I am broke.

- How've you been? - I've been great.

You finally got tits, bitch!

Bitch, the estrogen has been kicking in,

the only thing it hasn't broken down was these fucking arms.

Everything else on my body looks good.

- Oh, honey. - Don't you try it.

I look like the real thing.

So, I got some good news to tell you.

- What? - I've been keeping a secret

about me and Chester.

Girl... Whoo! I know what it is!

You're breaking up with him!

Thank God.

Because honey, if he's gonna be cheating on you like that...

Wait, wait, wait. What?

You didn't know?