Because I'll do anything.

Because I fucking rule.

...we promised because we're dickless incompetents?

I mean, because you're not staff.

Because that could be any number of things.

- I didn't tell you because... - You're a backstabber...

You and me, we should go upstairs, because...

Because I need to tell you something. Okay?

Well, yeah, because I'm throwing a party, remember?

Don't make me feel weird because I like porn.

Because I don't give a shit how pants look.

...because she's still talking to you and flirting with you.

Because we were worried about that. That would be great.

That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing.

So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on.

Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell.

See, Michaels, you always take a call at a bar because...

...because I thought maybe you were stuck at, like, a nightclub...

You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one.

...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck!