- Because - Because why?

either because I'm Asian, because I have a crooked face,

Because like you haven't,

because it's usually the cleanest

because you couldn't afford it

just because you don't like

because she was a virgin

It's because you're self-conscious.

because I'm a total bottom.

because it's considered good luck

or because I'm generally incorrigible,

because I do need your help.

because we're the most godless generation.

because we have these chimerical expectations

because he's a fag who's forgetful.

because there's been no fucking consummation.

Because you're not listening to me.

Because if you love someone enough,

- Why? - Because it would be ironic.

but I think that's because I've been