The Sniffing Accountant - Seinfeld [S05E04]

You know, like Abscam. Like Abscam, Jerry.

Pair of bear claws, please.

Double exclamation point.

- They're made from Lycra spandex. - Get out of here. Lycra spandex?

But you didn't use an exclamation point.

I'm allergic to mohair.

I'll have a brewski, Charlie.

What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?

Oh, yes, Ms. De Granmont?

...here's to feeling good all the time, huh?

...I suck them down like Coca-Cola.

"One hundred percent Lycra spandex."

This is my ketchup.

I'm hip.

Looks like you got yourself a little cold there, huh, fella?

...barring some unforeseen incident...

You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds.

...he wouldn't know what he's talking about.

Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word " man"?

- Hip to what? - To the whole scene.

...who is this perverted little weasel?

I base my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.

It's insanity.

You can look for sneakers the next day!

...no later than the 18th."