Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]

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Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]
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When Sadie tells Jess and Cece they only have so many eggs available for having children, Jess is worried and insists she and Cece get tests done. Schmidt tries to find confirmation for his sexual prowess. Nick finishes writing his book.

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Clip thumbnail for '[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.Clip image for '[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.YARN finds the best video clips from "Eggs" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
27 Nov 2012
Eggs
Neal Brennan
You don't think I can do it?You don't think I can do it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 20.028
You don't think I can do it?
You don't think I can do it?
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 19.017
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 17.660
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 16.629
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
You're gonna be great.You're gonna be great.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.115
You're gonna be great.
You're gonna be great.
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.767
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.280
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.862
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.180
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!Fertilize me, Los Angeles!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.906
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.547
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.903
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.
French maid handyman does...French maid handyman does...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.810
French maid handyman does...
French maid handyman does...
How do I put this delicately?How do I put this delicately?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.704
How do I put this delicately?
How do I put this delicately?
And then everybody gets a churro.And then everybody gets a churro.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.523
And then everybody gets a churro.
And then everybody gets a churro.
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.278
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.208
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."
The vagina. I'm familiar.The vagina. I'm familiar.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.095
The vagina. I'm familiar.
The vagina. I'm familiar.
- Are you done? - I'm done.- Are you done? - I'm done.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.9388
- Are you done? - I'm done.
- Are you done? - I'm done.
I have to have feelings to have good sex.I have to have feelings to have good sex.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.9344
I have to have feelings to have good sex.
I have to have feelings to have good sex.
Keeping it tight, girl.Keeping it tight, girl.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.4939
Keeping it tight, girl.
Keeping it tight, girl.
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.3601
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist......and an actual lesbian gynecologist...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.0526
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist...
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist...
Read it out loud, Winston.Read it out loud, Winston.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 8.8930
Read it out loud, Winston.
Read it out loud, Winston.
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 8.8705
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.
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