Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]

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Pilot - M*A*S*H [S01E01]
TV-PGComedyDramaWar

The Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho-Jon, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises money to send Ho-Jon to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns.

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17 Sep 1972
Pilot
Gene Reynolds
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.756
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.
Maybe we could sell Spearchucker while he‘s asleep.
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.938
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.
We did it again—— screwed up in reverse.
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 17.396
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!
— [ Muttering] — The mummy strikes!
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘,‘ Happy days are here again,‘Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.479
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.779
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?
Where are we gonna get a thousand dollars?
Here it is, ladies and germs,Here it is, ladies and germs,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.448
Here it is, ladies and germs,
Here it is, ladies and germs,
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.319
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.
It‘s more like 2,000,you know, with transportation and clothing and everything.
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.048
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.
Yours sincerely——” Etcetera, etcetera.
Sickening.Sickening.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.948
Sickening.
Sickening.
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.910
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
Go, team ! Fight, team! Yea, team !
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.449
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...
[Margaret] Major Margaret Houlihan...
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.426
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]
JM Everybody Humming ”Brahms‘ Lullaby”]
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9123
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.
- Ahh. — ‘Cept for those baseball perverts.
And the winner is...And the winner is...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8722
And the winner is...
And the winner is...
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.7497
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?
— Hot Lips? — Hot Lips?
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘,‘ Happy days are here again,‘Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.6567
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
,‘ Happy days are here again,‘
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,”and since his academic record meets our requirements,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.0309
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,
”and since his academic record meets our requirements,
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.9818
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?
— How are ya, Henry? — How are ya, Henry?
My lips were made by Stradivarius.My lips were made by Stradivarius.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.9098
My lips were made by Stradivarius.
My lips were made by Stradivarius.
George Morgan.George Morgan.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.5552
George Morgan.
George Morgan.
You wanna hear something reallywild?You wanna hear something reallywild?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.4696
You wanna hear something reallywild?
You wanna hear something reallywild?
Look, Hot Lips——Look, Hot Lips——Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.2802
Look, Hot Lips——
Look, Hot Lips——
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.2217
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.
Youjust go back there and become the best possible you you can.
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.1889
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
— Hot dog ! — Hey, that‘s terrific.
Animals.Animals.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1972-09-17, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.9796
Animals.
Animals.
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