Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

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09 Mar 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.881
Penis!
Penis!
Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.286
Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
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#3
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.013
Wow, just look at all these tampons!
Wow, just look at all these tampons!
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#4
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.820
So long, balls.
So long, balls.
Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.598
Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
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#6
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.481
Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.
Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.
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#7
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.271
Vagina!
Vagina!
- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.533
- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.168
I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.888
- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.
- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.
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#11
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.676
My balls are in his knees. If he jumps with them they'll explode!
My balls are in his knees. If he jumps with them they'll explode!
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#12
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.586
Oh, that stings.
Oh, that stings.
This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.474
This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.
This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.
Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.425
Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
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#15
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.222
Excuse me, where, where is the bathroom for dolphins?
Excuse me, where, where is the bathroom for dolphins?
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#16
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.048
It's Girls Gone Wild!
It's Girls Gone Wild!
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#17
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.561
Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!
Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!
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#18
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.489
I'm never speaking to either of you ever again!
I'm never speaking to either of you ever again!
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#19
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.172
- Jesus Christ, dude! - Look, Stan, I'm finally whole!
- Jesus Christ, dude! - Look, Stan, I'm finally whole!
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#20
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.984
Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out.
Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out.
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#21
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.810
This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.783
- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!
- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!
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#23
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.520
I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.437
- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.363
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!