Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]
TV-MAAnimationComedy

After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

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09 Mar 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.888
Penis!
Penis!
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#2
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.287
Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
Ih, I'm just a... a I'm just a guy with a mutilated penis!
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#3
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.001
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Wow, just look at all these tampons!
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#4
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.822
So long, balls.
So long, balls.
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#5
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.595
Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
Look, Ike! You're daddy's a dolphin!
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#6
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.478
Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.
Mmrs. Garrison, you can't have an abortion.
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#7
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.288
Vagina!
Vagina!
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#8
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.527
- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!!
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#9
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.169
I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
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#10
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.876
- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.
- Dude, is Kyle's- dad a- dolphin? - He's a Jewish dolphin. A Jewphin.
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#11
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.677
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My balls are in his knees. If he jumps with them they'll explode!
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#12
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.578
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Oh, that stings.
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#13
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.511
This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.
This is ridiculous. Jews can't play basketball.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.393
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Go ahead and find somebody who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
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#15
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.241
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Excuse me, where, where is the bathroom for dolphins?
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.050
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.585
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Your teacher had a sex change?? Oh my God!
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.517
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.227
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.916
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Now I'll just... turn your... penis inside out.
- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.789
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- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty!
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.739
This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
This is what your transgender progressive thinking gets you! Now your son wants to be transracial!
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.491
- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
- You told me you were going to make me into a woman! - I gave you a sex change.
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#24
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.451
I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.387
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!
- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?!
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