Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap - How I Met Your Mother [S05E09]

- Slaps are transferable. - No!

- Daddy? - Yeah?

I can't do it. Why can't I do it?

Just tell me which one of you is gonna slap me!

(SIGHS) But you've come such a long way since then.

Marshall was pretty bummed out.

- Transferable! - Transferable!

I was just being nice.

That dress is gorgeous!

That's four!

We had a slight financial hiccup.

- Coffee, regular. - $1.50.

I mean, you're a great slapper.

And I was fine when your bridesmaid, Whitney, was dead to you.

in which case, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying!

Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky,

There's a Clown Demon Under the Bed!

I supported you when our neighbor, Mr. Ossias, was dead to you.

but now you forced Grandpa to go back to work?

I even understood when Mr. Park from the bodega downstairs was dead to you.

Unless you think I'm saying, "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap,"

Don't sell yourself short there, Teddy. You're a slapping rock star.

I'm getting crow's feet. Crow's feet!

This is basically hell on Earth.

Soft!