Shins of the Father - King of the Hill [S01E08]

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Shins of the Father - King of the Hill [S01E08]
TV-14AnimationComedyDrama

Hank's rambunctious, bigoted, sexist, loud war-vet father, Cotton, visits the Hills for Bobby's birthday. Instantly Cotton teaches the boy bad habits about how to treat women. Hank refuses ...

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23 Mar 1997
Shins of the Father
Martin Archer
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 23.195
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.
A Japanese machine gun blew my shins off in WW II.
Fat kids are always the funny ones.Fat kids are always the funny ones.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 22.117
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
Fat kids are always the funny ones.
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.904
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.
I don't know where you got the idea you could slap your mother's behind.
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.890
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.
- Are you allergic to asbestos? - Hell, no.
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?""Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.514
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"
"Grandpa Cotton Hill, Hell, USA?"
Don't sass me, boy.Don't sass me, boy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 21.195
Don't sass me, boy.
Don't sass me, boy.
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.881
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!
BOYS: Women's work! Women's work!
What did you say? What did you say?What did you say? What did you say?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.446
What did you say? What did you say?
What did you say? What did you say?
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 20.049
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!
Come on, grease monkey! Let's tangle!
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 19.432
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
Man, "What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.764
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.
COTTON: Mr. Kahn, I'll have a mai tai.
Strickland Propane.Strickland Propane.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.753
Strickland Propane.
Strickland Propane.
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 18.473
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
He's Laotian. Ain't you, Mr. Kahn?
They opened fire and blew my shins off.They opened fire and blew my shins off.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.797
They opened fire and blew my shins off.
They opened fire and blew my shins off.
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.608
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.
Let's go, I gotta see a man about a horse.
She's moody. Must be PBS.She's moody. Must be PBS.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 17.330
She's moody. Must be PBS.
She's moody. Must be PBS.
Hey, Hank's wife.Hey, Hank's wife.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.981
Hey, Hank's wife.
Hey, Hank's wife.
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.513
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
Bobby, you are too young to own a firearm.
I sell propane and propane accessories.I sell propane and propane accessories.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.502
I sell propane and propane accessories.
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 16.406
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.
Oh, that's a good one, Hank's wife.
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.Go on. Get me my beer, woman.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 15.907
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.
Go on. Get me my beer, woman.
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 15.145
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Sausage! Where's my sausage? There's no sausage!
Did you try burping the alphabet?Did you try burping the alphabet?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 14.923
Did you try burping the alphabet?
Did you try burping the alphabet?
It must be made of kryptonite or something.It must be made of kryptonite or something.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 14.893
It must be made of kryptonite or something.
It must be made of kryptonite or something.
For crying out loud!For crying out loud!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1997-03-23, Rated TV-14
Score 14.722
For crying out loud!
For crying out loud!