The Clampett Curse - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E19]

What a wonderful idea.

Jethro, where are you calling from?

We ain't giving it away.

Say, that's very clever of you.

Well, she's still asleep, pal.

Oh, boy.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Yeah, sad it took so damn blame-long to pack.

He's connected to the house.

I got to head back to the city.

If we kept this money, we'd be miserable for the rest of our lives.

How come?

Ain't you sad?

It ain't fair to make them young'uns suffer with all our millions.

Isn't there anything I can do?

He's as miserable as we are.

With this check, you have unlocked the economic shackles on that great door of learning, beyond which lies the sum total of human knowledge.

And I just can't cash it.

Well, uh...we ain't exactly home.

I'll phone you from Wheelchair Boulevard.

I'm going to tell him if he persists with his insane idea, it's going to rub hard on him, real hard.

And when was the last time you got to go fishing?

I used to live here.

I feel just like I've been took out of a harness myself.

and I've never been so happy in my whole life.