Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

you're supposed to say at a funeral.

and I can just talk without her telling me to shut up and make her a drink?

And she was a junkie, but she's gotten herself cleaned up,

You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead.

to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas.

Here's a story.

about how I let her down, and about how I was fat and stupid,

And she's a good mother for teaching you that.

Well, she was a horse.

When I was a teenager,

It's not true, but it's a good story, right?

but at his funeral she said,

if you're still working your way through it.

about a guy who's been to so many funerals,

Jesus Christ, we were in the intensive care unit.

You know the shittiest thing about all of this?

No, I'm just kidding around, there's no waitress.

that for the first time in your life your mother sees you.

So, now her face is forever frozen

I was in a very famous TV Show called Horsin' Around.

or any newspapers to review it.

with these surprising grand gestures.

Was that because the show was making a statement,

-[vehicle approaching] -[grunting]

conspire to ruin it for me.