Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating.

Chris, there are food inspectors.

I'm sure it's fine.

There doesn't seem to be any open sores.

Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza.

Maybe he's hiding it.

Yeah, sure.

That's a sock, you simp.

What kind of a mind?

I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.

Look, Peterson, we're gonna blow the lid off the corrupt food inspecting industry in this town.

Gus, that's always your advice.

Mr. Biogeno's Dance!

But they can't catch every last insect part or bloated rodent.

We want you to help us.

Figure out how the real world works.

It's me.

Don't mess with the business, or it could hurt you.

This is the business that you've chosen.

That's just a little lunch humor.

This area is restricted, okay?

Well, you just took a bribe.

Yeah, right.

There's a big fat payoff going on right before my eyes.

And I'm doing very well, too, thank you for asking.