The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
No, she is not here. No, she is not here. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot No, she is not here.
No, she is not here.
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Now, if you want to get married up to a bunch of gears and levers, go to it. Now, if you want to get married up to a bunch of gears and levers, go to it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Now, if you want to get married up to a bunch of gears and levers, go to it.
Now, if you want to get married up to a bunch of gears and levers, go to it.
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How come?
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Uh, we got $68 million. Uh, we got $68 million. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Uh, we got $68 million.
Uh, we got $68 million.
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That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
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But I... And that includes trying to bribe, trick, trap, or conjure one. But I... And that includes trying to bribe, trick, trap, or conjure one. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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But I... And that includes trying to bribe, trick, trap, or conjure one.
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#7
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What?
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Don't even talk about it.
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dot Well, that's me.
Well, that's me.
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I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you. I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.
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Well...
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But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade. But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade.
But I thought you just graduated from the sixth grade.
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And all the information that you've given me is on it. And all the information that you've given me is on it. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And all the information that you've given me is on it.
And all the information that you've given me is on it.
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The lights went out. The lights went out. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The lights went out.
The lights went out.
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I want to see who that computer outfit sent over. I want to see who that computer outfit sent over. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I want to see who that computer outfit sent over.
I want to see who that computer outfit sent over.
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She's heading for the kitchen.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much. Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much.
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Howdy.
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Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded.
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All he is is tall and country.
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Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
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dot Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
Jed, if you can't trust a computer, who can you trust?
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Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be. Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be.
Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be.
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dot Take your shoes off.
Take your shoes off.
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Hokum?
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I could have done better picking names out of a hat. I could have done better picking names out of a hat. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I could have done better picking names out of a hat.
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