I'm Retired - Key and Peele [S02E04]

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I'm Retired - Key and Peele [S02E04]
TV-14 ActionAdventureComedy

New Key & Peele airs Wednesdays on Comedy Central. Sketches include a bachelor party that gets weird, and a black kid with a white penis.

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Clip thumbnail for 'I'm for real. I'm for real. Clip image for 'I'm for real. I'm for real. YARN finds the best video clips from "Episode #2.4" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
17 Oct 2012
Episode #2.4
Peter Atencio
Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 22.053
dot Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass!
Get out of my goddamn classroom before I break my foot off in your ass!
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I'm for real. I'm for real. I'm for real. I'm for real. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 20.209
dot I'm for real. I'm for real.
I'm for real. I'm for real.
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Son of a bitch! (clattering) Son of a bitch! (clattering) Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 19.308
dot Son of a bitch! (clattering)
Son of a bitch! (clattering)
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Balakay. Balakay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 18.608
dot Balakay.
Balakay.
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(mocking voice) Blake! What? (mocking voice) Blake! What? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 18.433
dot (mocking voice) Blake! What?
(mocking voice) Blake! What?
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Well, you better be sick, dead or mute, Well, you better be sick, dead or mute, Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 17.489
dot Well, you better be sick, dead or mute,
Well, you better be sick, dead or mute,
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You done messed up, A.A. Ron! You done messed up, A.A. Ron! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 16.330
dot You done messed up, A.A. Ron!
You done messed up, A.A. Ron!
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Principal O'Shaughnessy? Principal O'Shaughnessy? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 15.027
dot Principal O'Shaughnessy?
Principal O'Shaughnessy?
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- Present. - Thank you. - Present. - Thank you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.850
dot - Present. - Thank you.
- Present. - Thank you.
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Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind? Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.847
dot Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind?
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If one of y'all says some silly-ass name... If one of y'all says some silly-ass name... Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 14.168
dot If one of y'all says some silly-ass name...
If one of y'all says some silly-ass name...
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Where is A.A. Ron right now? Where is A.A. Ron right now? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 13.782
dot Where is A.A. Ron right now?
Where is A.A. Ron right now?
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Because it's pronounced "Aaron". Because it's pronounced "Aaron". Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 13.632
dot Because it's pronounced "Aaron".
Because it's pronounced "Aaron".
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Now, A.A. Ron. Now, A.A. Ron. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.751
dot Now, A.A. Ron.
Now, A.A. Ron.
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Okay. So that's how it's gonna be. Okay. So that's how it's gonna be. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.225
dot Okay. So that's how it's gonna be.
Okay. So that's how it's gonna be.
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- Do you wanna go to war, Balakey? - No. - Do you wanna go to war, Balakey? - No. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.162
dot - Do you wanna go to war, Balakey? - No.
- Do you wanna go to war, Balakey? - No.
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This whole class is gonna feel my wrath. This whole class is gonna feel my wrath. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.103
dot This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.
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♪ Titties in my mouth, I got titties in my mouth ♪ ♪ Titties in my mouth, I got titties in my mouth ♪ Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 12.009
dot ♪ Titties in my mouth, I got titties in my mouth ♪
♪ Titties in my mouth, I got titties in my mouth ♪
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Tym-Oh-Thee. Tym-Oh-Thee. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.934
dot Tym-Oh-Thee.
Tym-Oh-Thee.
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Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office, Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office, Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.889
dot Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office,
Now take your ass on down to Oh-Shag-Henessy's office,
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Where's Jay Quellin at? Where's Jay Quellin at? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.746
dot Where's Jay Quellin at?
Where's Jay Quellin at?
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- Now, Dee-Nice. - Do you mean "Denise"? - Now, Dee-Nice. - Do you mean "Denise"? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.569
dot - Now, Dee-Nice. - Do you mean "Denise"?
- Now, Dee-Nice. - Do you mean "Denise"?
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- Who? - Oh-Shag-Henessy! - Who? - Oh-Shag-Henessy! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 11.212
dot - Who? - Oh-Shag-Henessy!
- Who? - Oh-Shag-Henessy!
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I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 10.931
dot I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.
I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.
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Jay Quellin. Jay Quellin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2012-10-17, Rated TV-14
Score 10.831
dot Jay Quellin.
Jay Quellin.
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