Brian Does Hollywood - Family Guy [S03E02]

- No, no... I mean, yes. - Does anyone else smell Astroglide?

- Stewie, stop fussing. - Not now, Lois.

I've been around. I've licked my share of peanut butter.

You're gonna love it at our house, Jenna Jameson.

Oh, I'm going down the mountain. Coo-coo-cachoo.

See you at Disneyland. Bring money.

- Hey, Quagmire. - Last night I had sex with a black chick.

"I've Been Around. I've Licked My Share Of Peanut Butter."

What do you mean, "Cut the blue wire"? They're all blue.

This Isn't Bad. - It's Like Bang The Drum Slowly, Except the drum is a chick

Can someone fluff Paul? He's got a windsock thing goin' on.

Stewie, let's get your sailor suit.

Yes... yes... yes...

Here I go, down the slope.

Yes, You Do. You Do Because It's Normal.

You want my badge number? Here's my freakin' badge number!

Coo-coo!

Oh, my God. Tell your father not to start the car.

You got a nice wiggle, baby. You wanna be in a movie? A little girl-girl action maybe?

Previously on "Family Guy":

Add Mama to the Train, The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh...

- Maybe Stewie could get on that show. - You must be shrooming.

Oh. I mean, Daddy's old. I think he's seven.

- Let me see. - Argh! Argh!

- What was the third one? - You've Got Male Genitalia.