Brian Does Hollywood - Family Guy [S03E02]

- No, no... I mean, yes. - Does anyone else smell Astroglide?

- Stewie, stop fussing. - Not now, Lois.

I've been around. I've licked my share of peanut butter.

You're gonna love it at our house, Jenna Jameson.

Oh, I'm going down the mountain. Coo-coo-cachoo.

See you at Disneyland. Bring money.

- Hey, Quagmire. - Last night I had sex with a black chick.

"I've Been Around. I've Licked My Share Of Peanut Butter."

What do you mean, "Cut the blue wire"? They're all blue.

This Isn't Bad. - It's Like Bang The Drum Slowly, Except the drum is a chick

Can someone fluff Paul? He's got a windsock thing goin' on.

Stewie, let's get your sailor suit.

Yes... yes... yes...

Here I go, down the slope.

You want my badge number? Here's my freakin' badge number!

Yes, You Do. You Do Because It's Normal.

Oh, my God. Tell your father not to start the car.

Coo-coo!

You got a nice wiggle, baby. You wanna be in a movie? A little girl-girl action maybe?

Previously on "Family Guy":

Add Mama to the Train, The Purple Head of Cairo and, uh...

Oh. I mean, Daddy's old. I think he's seven.

- Let me see. - Argh! Argh!

- Maybe Stewie could get on that show. - You must be shrooming.

- What was the third one? - You've Got Male Genitalia.