No Chris Left Behind - Family Guy [S05E16]

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No Chris Left Behind - Family Guy [S05E16]
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After being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition.

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06 May 2007
No Chris Left Behind
Pete Michels, James Purdum, Peter Shin
I am so tired of you.I am so tired of you.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 23.968
I am so tired of you.
I am so tired of you.
Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 22.310
Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!
Damn it! I swear to God I will turn this ship around!
- John Footpenis? - It's Hancock now.- John Footpenis? - It's Hancock now.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 21.589
- John Footpenis? - It's Hancock now.
- John Footpenis? - It's Hancock now.
Let go of the check.Let go of the check.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 21.507
Let go of the check.
Let go of the check.
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 21.382
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
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#6
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 20.880
hintity, hint-hint.
hintity, hint-hint.
No one taught me about carbs.No one taught me about carbs.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 20.775
No one taught me about carbs.
No one taught me about carbs.
And this is James Bottomtooth, IV.And this is James Bottomtooth, IV.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 20.564
And this is James Bottomtooth, IV.
And this is James Bottomtooth, IV.
I have a glandular problem.I have a glandular problem.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 19.571
I have a glandular problem.
I have a glandular problem.
- Buttscratcher! - No, Peter.- Buttscratcher! - No, Peter.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 19.529
- Buttscratcher! - No, Peter.
- Buttscratcher! - No, Peter.
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#11
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 19.247
Oh, crap!
Oh, crap!
Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 19.127
Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher here!
My son got into DeVry.My son got into DeVry.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 18.726
My son got into DeVry.
My son got into DeVry.
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 18.328
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.
If I didn't learn to laugh at myself, I'd be dead right now.
- Are we there yet? - No!- Are we there yet? - No!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 18.196
- Are we there yet? - No!
- Are we there yet? - No!
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#16
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 17.358
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hang on. Hang on.
- Ernie, if he wants to... - Stay out of this!- Ernie, if he wants to... - Stay out of this!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.821
- Ernie, if he wants to... - Stay out of this!
- Ernie, if he wants to... - Stay out of this!
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#18
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.651
Ah, good. What'd he have to do,open the door?
Ah, good. What'd he have to do,open the door?
Don't you talk to my wife like that!Don't you talk to my wife like that!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.604
Don't you talk to my wife like that!
Don't you talk to my wife like that!
No, no, no, your money's no good here.No, no, no, your money's no good here.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.258
No, no, no, your money's no good here.
No, no, no, your money's no good here.
Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt.Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.177
Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt.
Sorry? You better get your ass in that closet, Pewterschmidt.
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#22
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 16.065
Can't you let me have anything?
Can't you let me have anything?
- Look, just let goof the check, huh. - You let go of the check.- Look, just let goof the check, huh. - You let go of the check.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 15.677
- Look, just let goof the check, huh. - You let go of the check.
- Look, just let goof the check, huh. - You let go of the check.
I'm sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale.I'm sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 15.604
I'm sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale.
I'm sweating more than a non-legacy applying to Yale.
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#25
Released 2007-05-06, Rated TV-14
Score 15.579
Cut it out
Cut it out