The Army Game - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E07]

Superboy, Jethro Bodine.

Good-bye.

We're proud of you, boy.

Pay your way in the army?

Just as I suspected.

There's just one thing.

I said you can put your clothes back on.

Good morning, Mr. Clampett.

Did you say four?

We have had fellas come in here with their lawyers, their mothers, their teddy bears.

Where's my morning newspaper?

They sure will if they cut him down to three meals a day.

I want to look in your ear.

With a moat and drawbridge and, uh, knights in armor?

Do you have a real castle?

Maybe you're right.

Oh, gee, Granny, I don't need any of this.

Hard of hearing, and he's ready to serve.

Crippled.

They're all nudes.

Thank you.

That's right.

Jeff Robodeen came to me recommended personally by one of the most eminent citizens of Beverly Hills, president of the Commerce Bank.

Or the Air Force, and Jed might buy a V-52.

I tell you, he is a genius.