The Army Game - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E07]

Ah, Bologna, let me tell you something, psychiatrist.

I'm telling you, Jed, if you was to finger his ears, blow into his mouth,

I tell you, he is a genius.

By George, it's a pleasure to meet a boy like that.

It will only upset you.

Pearl is Jethro's mother.

How long have you had that?

Jethro, sit down some.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Of course.

He's getting his family together over at Central Casting.

You don't know what you're talking about.

They sure will if they cut him down to three meals a day.

Jeff Robodeen came to me recommended personally by one of the most eminent citizens of Beverly Hills, president of the Commerce Bank.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Come on, Pearl.

Ain't she a beauty?

Oh, come on, Doc.

Now, you listen to me, boy.

Process him, Sergeant.

He's the breadwinner.

That's right.

Heck no.

Jethro gets his induction notice.

You mean Field Marshal von Hindenburg?