Jethro's Pad - The Beverly Hillbillies [S04E28]

Didn't you know that?

Oh no, you've been watching Jethro again.

I got some notes on what to say.

I can find some tissue paper for my comb.

It's what you call a portable playboy parlor.

She's upstairs laying down.

Kind of full, ain't it?

I ain't Jethro.

I already took two loads to the dump.

Boy, that is black gold, Texas tea.

You got your shoes off.

I ain't never heard of that.

Yeah, I found it in a box marked, uh, Salvation Army.

Here.

I'd love it!

This is what you call nuts, and I'm what you call leaving!

Well, there is an article in here on how to give girls a brush-off, and that's the first one I'm gonna read.

You want me to start the fire?

Okay, just let me reach the switch.

Where'd you get it?

Jethro, my boy.

I got me a kitty cat!

Now wait!

I don't hardly... Just pretend that you're my date.

You said I could have everything that was in your garage, and they was there.