How Mac Got Fat - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia [S07E10]

“Back to work. Back to work, everybody.

- But you have candy coming out of your pocket! - [All Laughing]

You look like Superman.

Hey-o! What's up, bitches?

Big fat titties. Big fat ass!

Father, when Peter did the statue of David, he wasn't just hammering at pebbles.

First, he ordered the Jews to bring him a massive slab of marble.

I got lost in the moment because I'm a natural storyteller.

Oh, big, fat, big, fat. Big fat titties, Big fat ass!

Wh-What are you looking to do? Flash-cook a- a gyro sandwich?

Because I'm dipping them in bleach so that I can clean them faster.

I'm going to the crevice! No, no, no, no! Charlie! Don't go in the crevice.

[ Frank ] Big, fat titties. Big, fat ass.

Dennis always tells me, never let someones resistance stop you from getting what you want.

Uh, I saw a couple gray hairs, and I was, like, “I'll eradicate those,” and then-

You got big, fat titties. And I like to kill babies. Unborn babies.

So you're just gonna be bursting at the seams with blood?

Don't laugh at me! [ Mocking ] “Don't laugh at me!”

Guess I can fire off a couple reverse curls.

You can't replace Frank's blood with bags of blood that you found behind a hospital.

I got a chemical peel.

A meat bomb! Y-Y-Y-You blow it up. [Groaning]

You're so fat, and,uh- Oh, big, fat, big, fat.

Frank, I don't even think you know what a plan is, dude.

I'm fat.