Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]

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Eggs - New Girl [S02E09]
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When Sadie tells Jess and Cece they only have so many eggs available for having children, Jess is worried and insists she and Cece get tests done. Schmidt tries to find confirmation for his sexual prowess. Nick finishes writing his book.

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Clip thumbnail for '[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.Clip image for '[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.YARN finds the best video clips from "Eggs" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
27 Nov 2012
Eggs
Neal Brennan
You don't think I can do it?You don't think I can do it?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 20.016
You don't think I can do it?
You don't think I can do it?
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 18.985
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.
[IN SOULFUL VOICE] I'm the egg queen. I'm queen of the eggs.
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 17.663
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?
But what if all that's left are the weird eggs? And the evil eggs?
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 16.675
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
It's the baby hormones. They are not as gay as me.
You're gonna be great.You're gonna be great.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 15.167
You're gonna be great.
You're gonna be great.
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 14.639
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?
Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo?
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 13.339
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
Zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo, zombie zoo.
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.920
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.
- Studio 54. ...Studio 54 busboy.
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 12.055
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
SCHMIDT: I found water! - Oh.
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!Fertilize me, Los Angeles!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.824
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
Fertilize me, Los Angeles!
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.578
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.
You're a gynecologist and a lesbian, which makes you, well, a vagenius.
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.062
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.
I gotta eat my way out of a sandwich house.
French maid handyman does...French maid handyman does...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 11.017
French maid handyman does...
French maid handyman does...
How do I put this delicately?How do I put this delicately?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.641
How do I put this delicately?
How do I put this delicately?
And then everybody gets a churro.And then everybody gets a churro.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.484
And then everybody gets a churro.
And then everybody gets a churro.
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.346
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."
I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag "excitement."
The vagina. I'm familiar.The vagina. I'm familiar.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.158
The vagina. I'm familiar.
The vagina. I'm familiar.
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 10.111
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!
- Give my nipples a purpose! MAN: Oh, yeah!
I have to have feelings to have good sex.I have to have feelings to have good sex.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.9870
I have to have feelings to have good sex.
I have to have feelings to have good sex.
- Are you done? - I'm done.- Are you done? - I'm done.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.8722
- Are you done? - I'm done.
- Are you done? - I'm done.
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist......and an actual lesbian gynecologist...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.3802
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist...
...and an actual lesbian gynecologist...
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.1803
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.
- Jar. - I know my way around a Grizzly Adams.
Keeping it tight, girl.Keeping it tight, girl.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 9.1009
Keeping it tight, girl.
Keeping it tight, girl.
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 8.9873
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.
- What is that? - That is love, you idiot.
Read it out loud, Winston.Read it out loud, Winston.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2012-11-27, Rated TV-14
Score 8.7040
Read it out loud, Winston.
Read it out loud, Winston.
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