Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]

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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina - South Park [S09E01]
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After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.

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09 Mar 2005
Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
Trey Parker
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#1
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 23.890
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#2
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.302
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 22.003
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#4
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.826
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So long, balls.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.595
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#6
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.485
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#7
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 21.289
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- But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!! - But Jews can't play basketball! - Kyle, you'd better stop being anti-Semitic right now, mister!! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.539
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#9
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 19.170
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I'd rather be a woman who can't have periods than a fag.
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#10
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.920
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.667
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.616
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.460
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.426
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.215
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 18.060
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.619
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.556
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 17.165
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.940
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- Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! - Why? Why do I have to accept it when I can change it? - The answer is NO, Kyle! You're NOT going to have negroplasty! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.787
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.782
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#23
Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.516
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.498
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I beat out YOUR fat ass, Cartman!
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- Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?! - Mr. Garrison, I can't reattach your organs. - Why the hell not?! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 2005-03-09, Rated TV-MA
Score 16.423
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