Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

I thought, well, today I'm actually allowed to feel shitty,

All because of you and that brittle wisp of a woman

was still holding on to that chance.

today I have a good reason, so I said to her, "Well, my mom died."

My entire life I never heard her say a kind word to or about my father,

It's not true, but it's a good story, right?

Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018.

You know the shittiest thing about all of this?

to discover that not only had she not made me lunch,

moms have a way of letting you down."

And the network really juiced the cliffhanger:

It's an odd realization that it's the thing you've been missing,

It made sense to me, because I went through the same thing when my dad died.

I'm your son.

I have this friend.

I think that if she could've seen what she looked like dead,

And I remember one time, a fan asked me,

to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas.

[gulps, sighs]

"I-C-U."

she'd agree it's better this way. She looked like this.

and bang on the walls for us to keep it down,

because it would make me look like Albert Brooks.

[murmur]

Kinda like a pissed-off toy dinosaur. The coroner couldn't get her eyes closed.