Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

"Hello, there. You are a person. And I see you."

Maybe she hoped one day someone would say that about her.

these very rare, brief instances,

You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead.

He wrote the paper, this letter, saying anyone who didn't like his book,

Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that?

What's the difference between my mother and a disruptive expulsion of germs?

with a couple girlfriends, and now she has ideas.

but because I knew it could be so much better,

Not, "How are you doing today?" No. "Are you having an awesome day?"

is that I am nailing this impression.

you're supposed to say at a funeral.

It hasn't come out yet, but it's already getting Emmy buzz.

It's like Becker.

but at his funeral she said,

"My husband is dead, and everything is worse now."

and my mother, Beatrice Horseman?

I watched the entire run of it,

then you know they're doing it just for the attention.

because my idiot child is blasting the television,

It's an odd realization that it's the thing you've been missing,

Last night, she went to see A Doll's House

Now, it's one thing for a woman to weep,

I watched her do it.

if you become a queer later in life, this isn't my fault!