Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door,

They had just sold it to someone else. So, I went home and I told my mother.

Hey, Mom. Knock once if you think I should shut up.

And you can call Horsin' Around dumb, or bad, or unrealistic,

Maybe, we're dumb to try to pin significance onto every little thing.

about a guy who's been to so many funerals,

Because, if I'm being honest, she wasn't really looking at me,

You need to do it every day, which is so... hard.

I would like to think that's what she meant

and get her ears pierced, like she's always wanted and--

and it suddenly dawned on me; hot cock on a rock,

I gotta say, I'm really carrying this double act.

but my days are so screwed up 'cause of the shooting schedule,

Uh, she was born in 1938. She died in 2018.

[rustling]

Dad hated the parties. He'd lock himself in the study,

Or maybe she knew that he had frittered away

[classical music playing]

It had all the right pieces, but it just-- It couldn't put them together.

Last night, she went to see A Doll's House

Or maybe she'd think it was funny that her idiot son

Kinda like a pissed-off toy dinosaur. The coroner couldn't get her eyes closed.

I think she was talking to me, but, honestly,

Okay, here we go. Let's do this.

Yes, yes, I see you. Get in. Get in.