Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

I wouldn't have the right accompaniment today.

to have something to show for being the son of Butterscotch Horseman.

My mom would hate it if she knew that I spent so much time at her funeral

She was just reading a sign.

I wish I'd known to go to Jack in the Box then.

I mean, I don't want to embarrass you, by making this eulogy into a me-logy,

to save your best friend, or solve a mystery, and fly to Kansas.

is that I am nailing this impression.

I'm an actor. I do my own stunts.

about the fluctuant subjectivity of memory

I don't know why she said that. Maybe she felt that's the kind of thing

these very rare, brief instances,

"My mother is dead, and everything is worse now."

Because now I know I will never have a mother

Sooner or later, you need to learn

and it starred this little girl named Sarah Lynn.

Maybe, we're dumb to try to pin significance onto every little thing.

You know the shittiest thing about all of this?

But I guess it's good to know.

but he always came out to see Mom dance.

with a moment of connection on her way out.

and my mother, Beatrice Horseman?

Seriously, hold your applause.

Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that?

"I-C-U."