Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

There was this cool jacket that I wanted to wear

Maybe, we're dumb to try to pin significance onto every little thing.

[slurps]

Who were you talking to, Mom?

and I can just talk without her telling me to shut up and make her a drink?

You never get a happy ending, 'cause there's always more show.

"My husband is dead, and everything is worse now."

[music continues over radio]

Pearls are for ladies.

And I would like to order a Double Jack Meal,

but I know exactly who you are."

Of course, because it's a TV show,

Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that?

Me and my mom and my dad, as screwed up as we all were,

she'd agree it's better this way. She looked like this.

after Ethan finds out his crush only asked him to the dance

it actually was, uh, with my mom.

You were a huge bitch... and now you're dead.

and you waited until the very last moment to give it to me."

That's the last thing she said to me. "I see you."

My mother, she knew what it's like to feel your entire life

and move into a home.

[murmur]

So instead, I was, like... "Yeah."

A stunt went bad and I fell off a building.