Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

that maybe the grand gesture could be enough.

So... it's good my mother is dead.

You can't have happy endings in sitcoms, not really,

I was really bummed out, not because I liked the show,

today I have a good reason, so I said to her, "Well, my mom died."

these very rare, brief instances,

So, I stopped at a Jack in the Box, on the way here,

where the horse has to give Ethan a pep talk,

We understood each other, in a way.

I gotta say, I'm really carrying this double act.

Dad hated the parties. He'd lock himself in the study,

I don't know why she said that. Maybe she felt that's the kind of thing

I think that if she could've seen what she looked like dead,

Because, what are you gonna do, just not have Olivia on the show?

Can I just say how amazing it is to be in a room with my mother,

that's not part of the... [clears throat] All right.

Or maybe she'd think it was funny that her idiot son

No, that sounds bad. I'm sorry.

couldn't even do this right. Who knows?

that even though my mother was a hard woman,

Just remember,

Sorry about the closed casket, by the way.

and get her ears pierced, like she's always wanted and--

and "Who dies in a duel?"

All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other,