Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

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Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]
N/A ComedyFantasy

Chris gets a job as a health inspector after finding a dead rat in his carton of milk.

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30 Nov 1991
Health Inspector 2000
Dean Parisot
Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison.
Peterson, pretending to be a yammering halfwit isn't going to help you in prison.
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It's for the record. It's for the record. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot It's for the record.
It's for the record.
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Chewing on its own cuddle bone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva. Chewing on its own cuddle bone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Chewing on its own cuddle bone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva.
Chewing on its own cuddle bone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva.
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Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay? Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay?
Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay?
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Sorry, I'm still not scared. Sorry, I'm still not scared. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1991-11-30, Rated N/A
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dot Sorry, I'm still not scared.
Sorry, I'm still not scared.
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Well, this isn't a Halloween costume. Well, this isn't a Halloween costume. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, this isn't a Halloween costume.
Well, this isn't a Halloween costume.
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Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza. Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza.
Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza.
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Gosh, I never noticed that before. Gosh, I never noticed that before. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Gosh, I never noticed that before.
Gosh, I never noticed that before.
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I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets. I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets.
I have seen things in here that make my eyes want to pop out of their sockets, run down my face, and hide in my back pants pockets.
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Geez, what a horrible insult. Geez, what a horrible insult. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Geez, what a horrible insult.
Geez, what a horrible insult.
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I will tell you how everything is looking there, sir. I will tell you how everything is looking there, sir. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I will tell you how everything is looking there, sir.
I will tell you how everything is looking there, sir.
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No filter. No filter. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot No filter.
No filter.
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I'm telling. I'm telling. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I'm telling.
I'm telling.
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He's holding a gun on him. He's holding a gun on him. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot He's holding a gun on him.
He's holding a gun on him.
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Oh, no, I can't. Oh, no, I can't. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, no, I can't.
Oh, no, I can't.
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dot He did?
He did?
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dot Oh, geez.
Oh, geez.
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To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty. To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty.
To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty.
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dot Come on.
Come on.
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And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy! And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy! Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!
And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!
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I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour. I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour.
I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour.
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Oh, geez, I'm so sorry. Oh, geez, I'm so sorry. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, geez, I'm so sorry.
Oh, geez, I'm so sorry.
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We weren't. We weren't. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot We weren't.
We weren't.
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I guess I'll be okay. I guess I'll be okay. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I guess I'll be okay.
I guess I'll be okay.
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Mr. Peterson? Mr. Peterson? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Mr. Peterson?
Mr. Peterson?
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