Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

There's a big fat payoff going on right before my eyes.

The giant snakes that live inside us will eat them.

Backstage of a restaurant.

Well gentlemen, I'm sorry, the best way for me to communicate all this without written material is with puppets.

Where's that silly detailer?

You're the man with the mysterious code name, aren't you?

My mistake.

Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.

Nah, I've threatened to kill people lots of times, for much less.

This diamond studded watch?

Your snakes are probably hungry.

Guess how much?

There doesn't seem to be any open sores.

Huh?

And this Thursday, on an all-new 90210, will Brandon jeopardize his father's job to help a friend?

You know, I got friends in the circus who eat rats, and they'll probably live longer than either of us.

Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.

What?

I have to testify.

Mr. Peterson, we are under severe time restraints.

I know now that I must testify before that subcommittee, or else I'll never be able to look cheese in the puss again.

The classic white lab coat as a splash guard, and then the goggles in case we run into any of those creatures from Aliens.

Chewing on its own cuddle bone in a cage made by your own gilded saliva.

I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour.

Hey, what about this solid gold pinky ring, huh?