Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating.

I guess I'll be okay.

Oh, no.

Excuse me, I asked for a hairball.

Geez, what a horrible insult.

Five bucks?

Oh, yeah, fine.

I simply cannot condone a system that allows insects to go careening through our small intestine as if it were a really cool water slide.

I was gonna cut you in on the action.

This diamond studded watch?

I'll be signaling you real soon.

It's my landlord, Gus, and my old boss, Rob.

Let me see that.

I know making an extra 15, 20 bucks a week can be intoxicating.

Oh, my dear parents could have choked to woolly death on this evil stink hose.

And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.

Oh, geez, I'm so sorry.

This is the business that you've chosen.

It's Jim.

We weren't.

If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice.

Forget it.

It's my duty as an American citizen and as a representative of albinos everywhere.

You got to choose your battles in life, son.

Something isn't on the up and up.