Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

You know, sometimes when the light hits one of those Conair hair dryers just right, they look like a snub-nosed 37 with pearl handle and mahogany trim.

Does anybody else feel it?

What did I tell you about screaming like a girl?

Wow.

Tomorrow, Fox Night at the Movies presents a world premiere motion picture, Doing Time on Maple Drive.

Oh, sure.

Oh my god.

Hey!

If I'm not mistaken, these fiends are cooking human meat.

Oh, gee, bribe's such an ugly word.

How exciting.

My name's Chris Peterson, Americano.

The cold stares of dogs and other animals that think they're better than me.

Boy, do you know that this is more exciting than the time I looked in the mirror and realized my rear had stopped growing?

You got to choose your battles in life, son.

I realize now that I haven't been true to my food inspecting oath.

Oh, you two must hate me.

You have violated every single code in the book, and I don't even know what they are.

That's a sock, you simp.

I'd also like to know if anybody has a container of ginger ale.

Come on, shake it out the door.

Mr. Peterson, we have come to the conclusion that you have no useful information for us.

Geez, no, now I am scared.

What's with the goofy Halloween costume?

And this Thursday, on an all-new 90210, will Brandon jeopardize his father's job to help a friend?