Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

Okay, fine.

To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty.

Now, stay tuned for the Sunday comics, next.

Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.

Do you think this cheese has gone bad?

That's how I signal the mailman.

Well, then it's about time that they hired somebody with a burning desire to put their face up close to food and say, hey, what's in there?

I'm sorry, I seem to have some of my old high school notes mixed up here.

Hey, see, Gus, Rob isn't mad at you because I'm testifying.

Or I could make a couple of phone calls.

No, of course not.

Mr. Peterson, we understand you were hired as a food inspector, even though you had absolutely no training.

He's holding a gun on him.

We don't see any gun, Mr. Peterson.

Huh?

I realize now that I haven't been true to my food inspecting oath.

I must win back its confidence.

Think about it.

Well, he's not my attorney.

I have to choose my next words very carefully.

And sir, I don't have any back pants pockets, which means my eyes would fall on the floor, and that would be a nightmare, because the floor is filthy!

Either that or they're lovers.

Five bucks?

My mistake.

It's my landlord, Gus, and my old boss, Rob.