Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

You idiots, use that gray yucky stuff inside your shell of a head thing there.

Subcommittee?

If you change your mind, signal me by standing on your front lawn with a small dog strapped to your face while singing Mr. Bojangles in a high voice.

You have violated every single code in the book, and I don't even know what they are.

Okay, fine.

And if I don't not not don't testify, then I might get so confused that my head'll pop off and fly around the room making rude noises until all the air was out of it.

Hey, is there a draft in here?

Go on, knock me on my ass with your mysterious name.

Smoke your purple haze somewhere else.

This is how the business works.

The giant snakes that live inside us will eat them.

The cold stares of dogs and other animals that think they're better than me.

What the hell?

Hey, look, everybody.

Hey, see, Gus, Rob isn't mad at you because I'm testifying.

Huh?

Uh, no, I'm sorry.

Boy, I'm learning so much from you already.

Now just keep your mouth shut, follow me around, write down any violations that you observe, okay?

Two for five bucks.

The classic white lab coat as a splash guard, and then the goggles in case we run into any of those creatures from Aliens.

Oh, excellent.

I know now that I must testify before that subcommittee, or else I'll never be able to look cheese in the puss again.

Oh, terrific.

You know, Gus, they should have people whose job it is to inspect food.