Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

Smoke your purple haze somewhere else.

Well, I'm sorry.

Oh, terrific.

Which troubles me a bit because, well, it's such a fulfilling job.

Gus, if I don't testify, I could go to jail.

It's okay, kid.

I'm ready to begin.

The service here is rotten, isn't it?

Backstage of a restaurant.

Uh, well then, if you know my name, why are you trying to get me to say it, except perhaps to make me look silly?

I'm sorry, I seem to have some of my old high school notes mixed up here.

I kind of won!

Besides, Gus said you were an okay Joe.

Kid, that's a fear we all have to live with.

So thank you for the dirty eyes, gents!

It's time you stop being a sucker.

We were just talking about whether or not there'd be a cannonball run for.

Guess how much?

Wanna guess how much?

Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.

Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza.

Is that where those guys sit around eating those long sandwiches?

Oh, okay, Pops, I'm sorry.

I mean, when you think about it, the pungent sting of the early morning air as I slice through it on my appointed routes.

Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.