Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

Listen, kid, I'm giving you a chance to save yourself before you get in too deep.

You're on your own, kid.

Gorman, my name is Jim Gorman.

You know, Gus, they should have people whose job it is to inspect food.

Okay, fine.

Those people should be called food, uh, inspectors.

I will tell you how everything is looking there, sir.

Smoke your purple haze somewhere else.

Don't mess with the business, or it could hurt you.

Here, take some money.

Here come the big guns.

Before we begin, I'll have to be granted total immunity from all my past evil deeds and have your absolute guarantee that I can live in luxury and protection for the rest of my life or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first.

You have violated every single code in the book, and I don't even know what they are.

And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.

I wouldn't want you guys to miss happy hour.

However, we have decided that any industry that would hire you is in dire need of investigating.

Don't turn on the light.

Maybe he's hiding it.

Ooh, dirty food.

Yeah, sure.

This is one more word, you're a dead man.

This is the business that you've chosen.

Mr. Peterson, we understand you were hired as a food inspector, even though you had absolutely no training.

Oh, sure.

I'm sorry, but I just do not understand the ways of your world.