Health Inspector 2000 - Get a Life [S02E04]

Oh, yeah, fine.

Try taking a hot bath.

Oh, my God!

I'm sure it's fine.

Now, let's forget all this nastiness and have some wholesome, freshly delivered pizza.

As long as I do everything in my power to help them track you down.

I mean, when you think about it, the pungent sting of the early morning air as I slice through it on my appointed routes.

Chris, don't you realize this is the work of food inspectors?

Oh, Ma, let's just say it's just one of the little perks that go along with my food inspecting job.

Two for five bucks.

I'm sorry, can I get a little more reverb on this?

In fact, I've never seen these guys look closer.

And as I've carelessly left all my puppets at home, I hope you'll excuse my bare fingers as inferior substitutes, if I may.

Do you think this cheese has gone bad?

Is that where those guys sit around eating those long sandwiches?

I'm getting a bottle of whiskey and I'm gonna curl up in my hamper for a couple of months.

Guess how much?

To be quite honest with you, after delivering papers these past few days, I have been just a tad pouty.

Oh, sorry.

I've got three words for you.

Great.

Now, stay tuned for the Sunday comics, next.

Are you alright?

Think about it.

Sorry, I'm still not scared.