The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
Oh, there's no doubt about that. Oh, there's no doubt about that. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Oh, there's no doubt about that.
Oh, there's no doubt about that.
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Oh, it's one of those computer dating outfits. Oh, it's one of those computer dating outfits. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, it's one of those computer dating outfits.
Oh, it's one of those computer dating outfits.
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Me too. Me too. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Me too.
Me too.
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But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her. But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
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dot But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her.
But maybe it'd help if you'd have a little talk with her.
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By asking about her. By asking about her. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot By asking about her.
By asking about her.
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Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be. Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be.
Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be.
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I hope you can wait, Jethro. I hope you can wait, Jethro. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I hope you can wait, Jethro.
I hope you can wait, Jethro.
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dot Come on in.
Come on in.
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But it must have known what it was doing. But it must have known what it was doing. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But it must have known what it was doing.
But it must have known what it was doing.
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That girl out there? That girl out there? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot That girl out there?
That girl out there?
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As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now. As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now.
As a matter of fact, they're putting my data card through the computer right now.
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Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum. Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum.
Well, I think you're prettier than a mess of hog jowls and sweeter than a tub of sorghum.
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Oh, yes, sir. Oh, yes, sir. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
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dot Oh, yes, sir.
Oh, yes, sir.
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The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella. The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella.
The only thing you can be sure about with a roto-romance is that you'd be going out with the wrong fella.
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That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
That's right, and now I'm going to put this card through our computer, and in a moment, out will come the theoretically perfect woman for Jed Clampett.
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny.
Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny.
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dot Up!
Up!
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#18
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dot Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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I want you to keep that lady in their company while I run this card through. I want you to keep that lady in their company while I run this card through. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I want you to keep that lady in their company while I run this card through.
I want you to keep that lady in their company while I run this card through.
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Granny? Granny? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Granny?
Granny?
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Gladys, this could be the start of something big. Gladys, this could be the start of something big. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Gladys, this could be the start of something big.
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#22
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dot Up!
Up!
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Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.
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Uh, they say it's about $7,400. Uh, they say it's about $7,400. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Uh, they say it's about $7,400.
Uh, they say it's about $7,400.
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I just got too much brain from a body. I just got too much brain from a body. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I just got too much brain from a body.
I just got too much brain from a body.
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