The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
At least that way we can kiss on holidays. At least that way we can kiss on holidays. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot At least that way we can kiss on holidays.
At least that way we can kiss on holidays.
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Uh, we got $68 million. Uh, we got $68 million. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Uh, we got $68 million.
Uh, we got $68 million.
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Granny, this sack is full of roots. Granny, this sack is full of roots. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Granny, this sack is full of roots.
Granny, this sack is full of roots.
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Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal. Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal.
Well, she thought wrong, because Granny ain't exactly schools-out happy about this computer courtship deal.
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No, I've done that two years ago. No, I've done that two years ago. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot No, I've done that two years ago.
No, I've done that two years ago.
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But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense. But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense.
But, Granny, it sounds as if... I ain't got no time to listen to any more nonsense.
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Who's going to tell her? Who's going to tell her? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Who's going to tell her?
Who's going to tell her?
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I heard Jethro and his dating. I heard Jethro and his dating. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I heard Jethro and his dating.
I heard Jethro and his dating.
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Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much. Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much.
Oh, uh, I wouldn't be expecting too much.
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But I'll show you. But I'll show you. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot But I'll show you.
But I'll show you.
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dot Free delivery!
Free delivery!
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Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
Mr. Filbert has asked me out tonight.
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After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly. After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
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I begin to wonder about that myself. I begin to wonder about that myself. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I begin to wonder about that myself.
I begin to wonder about that myself.
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She's a little shaky. She's a little shaky. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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She's a little shaky.
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Yes. Yes. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Yes.
Yes.
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I mean, it'd sure be a lot of fun trying. I mean, it'd sure be a lot of fun trying. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot I mean, it'd sure be a lot of fun trying.
I mean, it'd sure be a lot of fun trying.
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny.
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dot All right.
All right.
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Well, stole ain't exactly the word. Well, stole ain't exactly the word. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Well, stole ain't exactly the word.
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Uh, I'll put that down. Uh, I'll put that down. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Uh, I'll put that down.
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I want to see who that computer outfit sent over. I want to see who that computer outfit sent over. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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I want to see who that computer outfit sent over.
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Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded. Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded.
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Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted. Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted.
Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted.
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What?
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