The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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I wonder if I could have a word with you.
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That'll get you to wife.
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This time you've blacked out all of Beverly Hills.
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What are you doing there, playing chess with a computer? What are you doing there, playing chess with a computer? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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What are you doing there, playing chess with a computer?
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dot I told you to keep her company until I ran Mr. Clampett's card through.
I told you to keep her company until I ran Mr. Clampett's card through.
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dot After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.
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Roto Romance.
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I can't remind, Ellie, let's go.
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I think so.
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You live on a farm?
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I could have done better picking names out of a hat.
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You are an awfully attractive man, Jethro.
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I was getting the lock answering all them questions with you.
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Income?
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Roto-Romance just called and he wants to sign up.
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Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted. Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted.
Well, Miss Peabody ma'am, seeing as Jethro is my nephew, I figured that you and me ought to get better acquainted.
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Yes, sir.
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