The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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You are an awfully attractive man, Jethro.
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#7
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dot My potion's ready.
My potion's ready.
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Danny... I still didn't get a good look at her, but she must be a right proper girl.
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Because love is a delicate spirit that loses its very essence under scrutiny.
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