The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

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The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]
N/A ComedyFamily

Jethro goes to a computer dating service, and Granny follows to find a date for Jed.

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08 Feb 1967
The Marriage Machine
Joseph Depew
I'd like that. I'd like that. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot I'd like that.
I'd like that.
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#2
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dot Why don't you?
Why don't you?
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Okay, you could be my aunt. Okay, you could be my aunt. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Released 1967-02-08, Rated N/A
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dot Okay, you could be my aunt.
Okay, you could be my aunt.
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#4
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dot You're kidding.
You're kidding.
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dot Yes, I'm going to try for a rotor romance myself.
Yes, I'm going to try for a rotor romance myself.
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#6
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dot You like the windmill?
You like the windmill?
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Well, seein' as how you stole my bride-to-be, I don't suppose you'd buy it if I stole yours. Well, seein' as how you stole my bride-to-be, I don't suppose you'd buy it if I stole yours. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
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dot Well, seein' as how you stole my bride-to-be, I don't suppose you'd buy it if I stole yours.
Well, seein' as how you stole my bride-to-be, I don't suppose you'd buy it if I stole yours.
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Yes, well, let's stick to the questionnaire. Yes, well, let's stick to the questionnaire. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Yes, well, let's stick to the questionnaire.
Yes, well, let's stick to the questionnaire.
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Said, California's the place you ought to be. Said, California's the place you ought to be. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Said, California's the place you ought to be.
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dot He tells me he likes grits.
He tells me he likes grits.
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#11
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dot Down.
Down.
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#12
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dot Same here.
Same here.
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Why should I be brewing up a potion? Why should I be brewing up a potion? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot Why should I be brewing up a potion?
Why should I be brewing up a potion?
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dot What a relief!
What a relief!
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What are your hobbies, Jethro? What are your hobbies, Jethro? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot What are your hobbies, Jethro?
What are your hobbies, Jethro?
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dot He likes the same things that you do.
He likes the same things that you do.
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You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
You're all invited back next week to this locality, to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.
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#18
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dot By a computer machine.
By a computer machine.
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Uh, they say it's about $7,400. Uh, they say it's about $7,400. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Uh, they say it's about $7,400.
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And all the information that you've given me is on it.
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#21
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dot Thank you!
Thank you!
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dad-blamed educated. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dad-blamed educated. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't so dad-blamed educated.
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Hokum?
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dot Hey, Linda!
Hey, Linda!
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There's a lady here from the computer place. There's a lady here from the computer place. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
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dot There's a lady here from the computer place.
There's a lady here from the computer place.
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