The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

I know you won't mind my calling you at the last moment when you see who Roto Romance has for you.

Oh, Mr. Filbert, um, I was wondering, could I have the afternoon off?

See if you can get something for Ellie.

Oh, I didn't mean that the way it sounded.

The girl said it'd take the machine a while to compute me up just the right girl.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Pardon me, Miss Oliver, but when I see something like this, isn't love just wonderful?

Don't tell Gladys.

You are an awfully attractive man, Jethro.

Me too.

Oh, I'd rather you be surprised.

I want you to keep that lady in their company while I run this card through.

Uncle Jeb, I'd like for you to meet your bride-to-be.

We put cards through for you and Ellie, and the computer came up with two wonderful escorts.

I'm Linda Oliver.

Seems only fair.

Food.

I'll give it one try.

Granny you.

I think so.

After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.

Hi, Jethro.

This better be on the up and up, or you're going to be flatter than that card and just as full of holes.

But... I ain't free to say it.

Machine.