The Marriage Machine - The Beverly Hillbillies [S05E21]

I'd be much happier married to a simple country boy.

After I found an absolutely flawless match for him, never in my career have I seen two people who computed so perfectly.

We's gonna be perfect for each other.

Gee, Granny, I bet your pa and Jethro's having a lot of fun on their double date with Gladys and Linda.

Don't go looking for a sweetheart for me.

You're getting engaged to her to make this a holiday?

At least that way we can kiss on holidays.

All sizes and types.

Me?

Say, you wouldn't happen to have another piece of wood there?

I'm sorry, Miss Oliver.

My potion's ready.

Yes.

Yeah, I reckon so.

I know.

Well, Jeff, what was the last thing I said?

I suppose you put your money in and out, pops or what?

Gladys, this could be the start of something big.

She's heading for the kitchen.

Wait a minute.

I'm Jethro.

Granny, this sack is full of roots.

Hello.

I just can't get over the computer matching up two people of such... different ages.

Hey, Linda!