"Look, bitch, you're married to Bill Clinton.

[ As Clinton ] I wish it were, Bill, but it isn't.

[ As Clinton ] but maybe Bill Clinton could give it a shot.

As am I. We haven't time-traveled

He's as interested in your intellect as I am.

I bet it was Bill Clinton's fault.

I am.

let's see it on your faces as well.

I know who Bill Clinton is.

The ol' Bill Clinton line, “I feel your pain"?

I think I am.

I am Bill.

I mean, let's face it, let's face it,

Which, let's face it, these days, I am.

Let's face it. I am not getting rich

[ As Clinton ] Oh, I could never be upset with you, Bill.